Three and a half decades have passed since Patrick Swayze first schooled us in the fact that pain is nothing but a fleeting sensation. Back in ’89, Rowdy Herrington unleashed the original Road House onto the silver screen, a film that has since ascended to cult classic status. It’s the kind of gloriously nonsensical action flick that likely provided the backdrop to many childhoods, with its blood-soaked scenes and absurdly charming dialogue. (I may have been a tad too young when I stumbled upon it during a cable TV marathon, but it quickly became a staple in my family’s movie nights, with us still exchanging lines like “A polar bear fell on me.”) Let’s explore with us!
Since then, Hollywood has made several attempts to capture lightning in a bottle once more, from a forgettable direct-to-video sequel in ’06 to a scrapped remake that was supposed to star Ronda Rousey. Now, enter Jake Gyllenhaal, stepping into Swayze’s formidable shoes for an Amazon Prime Video reboot that’s every bit as brainless and exhilarating as the original.
Director Doug Liman shifts the battleground from Missouri to the sun-soaked Florida Keys, where local entrepreneur Frankie (portrayed by Jessica Williams) presides over a beachfront bar ominously named — you guessed it — the Road House. This picturesque establishment, a beloved fixture in Frankie’s family for generations, finds itself under siege by a gang of motorcycle-riding miscreants, driving away the bar’s respectable clientele. Desperate for a solution, Frankie enlists the help of Elwood Dalton (Gyllenhaal), a former professional fighter now eking out a living in the seedy underworld of underground fighting rings. Once a UFC sensation, Dalton’s star has faded, his reputation so fearsome that opponents in the ring prefer surrender over facing him. The opportunity to serve as Frankie’s bouncer seems like the perfect chance for Dalton to put his skills to noble use and perhaps find redemption along the way.
What follows is a blend of spaghetti Western homage and cartoonish fisticuffs, with Dalton dishing out punishment to any ne’er-do-wells foolish enough to cross his path. (Rest assured, he’s the kind of guy who’ll send his adversaries to the ER after pulverizing them.) The plot adheres to the tried-and-tested formula of B-movie fare, as conniving real estate mogul Ben Brandt (played by Billy Magnussen) dispatches a legion of goons to seize Frankie’s prime beachfront property. Notably, real-life UFC fighter Conor McGregor makes a cameo, gleefully chewing the scenery — and a few noses — as the unhinged enforcer Knox.
But in Road House, the main draw isn’t the intricacies of the plot; it’s the adrenaline-pumping action, and on that front, Liman delivers in spades. His camera careens around the Road House with infectious energy, capturing every bone-crunching blow and shattering bottle with relish. Liman made waves earlier by boycotting the film’s planned SXSW premiere in protest of Amazon’s decision to bypass theaters, opting instead for a straight-to-streaming release. (He eventually relented, making an appearance at the March premiere in Austin.) One can’t help but wonder how Road House might have played to a raucous theater audience, with cheers erupting at every gravity-defying kick.
However, it’s Gyllenhaal who truly steals the show, infusing the chaos with a palpable sense of joy. The Oscar nominee excels in roles that allow him to tap into his inner wildness, his piercing blue eyes conveying a sense of unsettling intensity. Here, he channels that same untamed energy into Dalton, revealing a gleeful delight behind the bouncer’s seemingly stoic facade. He may bust your lip, but he’ll ensure you’ve got insurance coverage before doing so.
Admittedly, not every aspect of the film hits the mark. The third act veers into more conventional action movie territory, forsaking grounded fisticuffs for bombastic boat chases and fiery explosions. McGregor’s offbeat performance as Knox might also divide opinions; the Irish MMA star portrays him as a live-action Looney Tunes villain, prone to maniacal laughter and whimsical threats.
Yet, in an era dominated by gritty reboots and overly solemn spin-offs, there’s something undeniably refreshing about Road House’s embrace of its own cheesiness. This is a movie where the beaches are sunny, and the punches pack a wallop. Pain may not hurt, but it’s never been this much fun.
Expanding further on the appeal of Road House, one cannot overlook its nostalgic resonance. For many, the original film holds a special place in their hearts, evoking memories of late-night viewings and quotable lines exchanged with friends. Gyllenhaal’s remake pays homage to this legacy while injecting it with a modern sensibility, making it accessible to a new generation of moviegoers.
Moreover, the film’s setting in the Florida Keys adds a vibrant backdrop to the action. The sun-drenched beaches and crystal-clear waters provide a stark contrast to the brutality unfolding within the confines of the Road House. It’s a visual feast that enhances the overall viewing experience, transporting audiences to a world where palm trees sway in the breeze and danger lurks around every corner.
On a thematic level, Road House explores concepts of redemption and second chances. Through Dalton’s character arc, we witness a man grappling with his troubled past and striving to carve out a better future for himself. His journey from fallen fighter to reluctant hero is both compelling and relatable, reminding us that it’s never too late to turn our lives around.
Furthermore, the film’s ensemble cast delivers standout performances across the board. Jessica Williams shines as the determined and resourceful Frankie, holding her own against the formidable presence of Gyllenhaal’s Dalton. Billy Magnussen brings a menacing edge to the role of Ben Brandt, serving as the perfect foil to Dalton’s righteous fury. And of course, Conor McGregor’s larger-than-life portrayal of Knox injects a dose of unpredictable energy into the proceedings, keeping audiences on the edge of their seats.
In conclusion, Jake Gyllenhaal’s Road House remake is more than just a nostalgic throwback; it’s a thrilling and entertaining ride from start to finish. With its pulse-pounding action, charismatic performances, and stunning visuals, it’s a film that captures the essence of what made the original a beloved classic while adding its own unique spin. Whether you’re a longtime fan of the franchise or a newcomer looking for a rollicking good time, Road House delivers in spades. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other.
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